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Well, I saw a couple of glowing reviews of Darya on perb posted by people with no posting history, so my initial thought was that it was probable shilling, but she looked really hot in the pictures on her website (you have to sign up with an email address to see the galleries - no CC info or anything like that required), so I decided to take a chance and drop 3 bills.

She told me she's new to this, and has just started this month. The photos are definitely accurate, and I wouldn't doubt that the age listed on her page (19) is accurate too. Yup, she's got a really hot body, and a pretty face too.

We started off with a massage, followed by a little DATY, a CBJ, and then round one. Now, our shapes and sizes (if you catch my drift) kind of dictated that missionary was really the only position that would work without hurting one of us. Tight is definitely the word. :o That meant that I didn't exactly last too long for the first go, but luckily MSOG was on the menu.

A bit more of a massage while I recuperated, and then it was on to round 2 (missionary again).

She seemed a little bit nervous and/or uncomfortable before and after, but that's probably just because she's so new, and during the actual act she seemed a lot more comfortable, and seemed to get into it.

All said, I had a good time, and I'll most likely repeat. The only thing keeping me from saying that I'll definitely repeat is that one of her restrictions is no kissing.

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I'm not sure if this is in the right space,as it's not a review but does provide information.

This cindy is NOT to be confused with Cindy4768 who I recently reviewed(she's fine)

The CL ad shows a lady with great D cups,22 yrs old,nr Joyce stn.

Well,the part about nr. Joyce stn. is true, but that is all.

After arriving at the bldg, on Vanness,I was let in by a lady who said she was Cindy.

All I can say is Cindy went from D cup to being a small B,and I'm being generous.

She also aged from 22 to 37 or 38, and, again, I'm being generous.

When I showed her the pic in the ad she started saying something in
Chinese,which I had no idea,but it looked like she was miming a breast-reduction.

I'd say D to B is a red'n.As I was putting my shoes back on she called somebody
I guess the ph lady&I assume was telling her I wasn't staying.

Now, I'm not so naive as to think the ads on CL are not without "exaggeration"
but this was blatant!About twice the age and a quarter of the breast size!

I would be amazed if ANYBODY would stay for a session.

Again,I hope this an appropriate spot for this, as I want to warn others not to
waste their time.

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I've been a buzy boy in seeing some gals this last few weeks but bad in getting reviews done. So here's some catch ups.

MISTY
I seen Misty's special for **** members of $150 hour on Wednesday and figured that especially since I hadn't seen her in a couple of months that I better take advantage of this. I called her early afternoon on Thursday for a 9:30 date and was pleased that she sounded so happy to hear from me again.

Arrived at her Boca Raton location to find her dressed in a skimpy blouse, a mini skirt and thigh reaching, big heeled boots. Misty towered over me by 5" in these boots. She leads me up the 4 flights of stairs ( a long way but I got to watch those cute cheeks bounce along the way) to the bedroom. A quick accompanied shower and we were on the bed ready to start.

A bit of LFK to start and my hands are roaming all over her body stroking everything. I begin on her breasts with my tongue making those nipples hard and getting lots of moans. I roll her over so I can kiss her back down to her round butt. I've had a thing for back kissing lately and Misty seemed to like it.

Time for DATY now and I get a pillow under that ass to raise that pussy for lots of licking and digits. Misty's regulars know that when she starts getting close to climaxing ,she takes over rubbing her clit. So, since I couldn't get to the clit and her ass was raised so nicely I started alternating licking her little brown hole and up to her pussy untill she had that very loud climax.

Then it's my turn and Misty's famous BBBJ. She starts out with the balls, both end up in her mouth at once, and then on to the shaft. Deep throating him like crazy and driving me crazy untill she decides it's time for her to be on top.
Misty rides wildly up and down and then my favorite, leans all the way over with the boobs rubbing all over my chest and my hands gripping her ass controlling the speed of her pussy slidding up and down him.

Switch to doggie for a bit before I get her to finish me off with her lips and hands.

What a great time and I will be calling her again.

CARA
She goes under CaptivatingCara on this site and CaraClemintine on the other. I seen her last Wednesday nite and it went as great as always. Almost all the GFE items on the menu (LFK/DFK is the only thing that is missing) I love her beautifull breasts and spend alot of attention there as well as her pussy. She is always happy to see me and I definitly will see her again.
Rates are $ hour

Alexys.
Alexys works for vic2van and I seen her again 2 weeks ago. Slim little blonde with a bubble butt. Totally GFE with lots of kissing ,Daty , and all the other stuff.
Phone# -882-3090 www.vic2van.com
$ hour

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*EDIT* - *** Oops - somehow I failed to find any previous posts here searching using 'Sora' but then tried the phone digits after posting and found previous reviews - feel free to ignore my contribution - Doh! - Also, can someone tell me, is this posted in the right section? ***

Called for CL Ka Young ***-1926 about midnight and was told she'd be available until 2. I said I'd be in Tampa sometime soon but would call when closer to see if she was still available. Got dt around 12:40, called and was told no problem and given address. I was expecting Alberni but directed to Keefer by T&T so this was red flag #1.

Found parking, went up, walked in and was given many apologies and informed that Ka was busy with someone who'd chosen to extend and did I want to wait or see other girl Sora? It did seem one of the rooms was in use and I had been pretty vague about potential arrival time in my first call so I said no problem, I'd wait. Oh, what? Waiting could be over 20 min? What's that? Waiting could be so long that she'd be done for the night? I should take other girl or maybe nothing at all? Hmmm, red flag #2.

Okay well, let's just see this other girl and then I can simply stay or go...

Oh Sooooraaaahhh....

BAM!

Hair most the way down her back. Smile from heaven. Very warm and welcoming attitude and great eyes. Great lookin' little bod. Umm, yeah, okay, I'll stay... twist my arm, please!

Accompanied shower was fast, efficient and friendly. Massage never happened as I had to get my hands on that sweet bod. Skin was super silky smooth. Response was unforced, seemingly genuine and very pleasant. I just sorta massaged and explored her for some time while she laid on her belly then flipped her over for more. Breasts were smallish C's or large B's but more than a mouthful and nice with smallerish nipples that were responsive and delicious. No LFK or DFK, just closed pecks but she licked her lips sweetly a couple times and got a kick out of it when I asked her to keep her tongue out so I could gaze upon it like some wondrously succulent forbidden treasure ; )

Okay, enough creative babbling...

Pulled her up off her back and into my arms and she starts in on me. I take the spot she just had and she begins with some bbj. Excellent technique but, alas and as usual, it lasts nowhere near long enough before the hat comes out and she puts it on with her mouth. Should I repeat, we're agreeing ahead of time that the oral festivities will last at least 20 min. I'd submit a BJH rating of 7 or 8 but it would be much higher if the stamina and dedication were there to really have a go. Onto several variations of mish and felt a pretty rocking connection that found us varying pace and intensity quite a bit. I played with her tits, clit and pussy a fair bit throughout and she seemed to enjoy and appreciate the extra attention. She had a great grip with her cooch and worked it quite well at times while letting go for pace or position adjustment at others. It's been a while since I broke a major sweat in the sack but yeah, I was feeling half my age for a while there tonight. Sadly, the knock on the door came far too soon. We'd gone well over the agreed upon 45 min ($.6 btw) so the knock didn't surprise me at all. She then took another good ten minutes finishing me off with her/our hands and took direction like a champ. She let me relax and come back down to Earth a little before offering a shower. I say I'd love one but am aware we've gone overtime and don't want to impose. She says not to worry and gives me a great cleanup before I'm off and done.

I found her post when I got home searching CL for sora (ends in 3750) and the pic is incredibly accurate, if not in fact genuine (it looks a little like a pro shot with the lighting but who knows?) Overall, I really had a great time with this young lady.She turned out to speak much better English than what I'm used to with Korean SP's so that was a cool bonus (for the most part lol). Can't say whether digits or Greek are on the menu as I didn't attempt either. The DFK/LFK thing might be available to others as YMMV as usual. Part of our conversation did lead me to believe she's less than thrilled with some of what she's doing for a living so, as always (and honestly, I hope this part never really 'needs' to be said), be kind and gentle with this one guys.

Ratings are subjective so no guarantees my #s would match your own but I would say I'm being chincy with these ratings rather than generous. Just trying to tone it down a bit cuz I suspect she may have put some sort of devious mystical enchantment upon me!

LF - 7.5
LB - 8
S - 7.5
A - 7.5

Recommend? - Yes
Repeat? - I may actually do so tomorrow


Cheers

lb

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So a friend of mine calls me up today and asks me If I have ever heard of Sensual Playmates? I said Ya whatever why? So he tells me he called them up this morning and booked a hour with laya. When she showed up she was drunk but he was like whatever its friday night comes with the scene. Anyways they get the money thing out of the way and go to the bedroom where he thinks things will start to get good, and you guessed it WRONG.

He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?

So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.

He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.

No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.

Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day

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:mad:
_Sexy New Girl Damn Good Rate - w4m - 23
Five Green Special For Young Girl - w4m - 23
Pretty Girl_Becky Hot_sexy_Body - w4m - 23
CL- 3978 Becky

Be warned! Haven't been out for a while so I figured I'd explore this one. Price was right and I thought the worst case scenario would be a half ass BJ. WRONG! Went to this highrise in in Coral Springs on Saba Rd, called from downstairs and booker guy buzzes me in. Usual behind the door then girl quickly shuts and double locks it. Grabs my arm and leads me into a sparse bedroom.

I asked for Becky as the ad say 100% pic or I could have walked. She say "you showa I get" So I quickly rinse as I already had one and she goes out of the room in which I assume that she is going to get Becky and back she comes and says points to herself and says " me Becky" So here I stand butt naked with this frumpy, bumpy and lumpy mid to late 30's, dyed golden brown hair asian lady standing in front of me eyeing my unit.

My guardian angel says get the hell out of there but my guardian devil says WTF at least get your load off. Should of listen to my guardian angel.

Anyways, I lie on the bed and she disrobes, and again my guardian angel says "get out fast." I should of asked her to keep her clothes on. Body like a pear A cup at best, 3 tats 2 at her armpits (weird) and a larger one over her midsection and her many rolls. She grabs my unit with one hand and has a handiwipe in the other and starts to polish my knob. 30 sec lick not even close to classifying it as a BJ she grabs a party hat and slaps it on. I said just suck and blow me and she starts whining in some dialect of chinese that even Russel Peters couldn't imitate.

She then mounts me and tries to CG but only allows minimum penetration so I said just finish me with a BJ and here comes the whining again so I told her reversed CG so I I didn't have to look at her, I could then fantasize and get off quickly and get out. And that I did in record time for me.

I just grabbed a towel from the side table wiped myself down got dressed and got out of there. Could get home fast enough to get the cheap perfume off of me. I call her booker which I never do but something made me do it and told him that if it was the shitiest service ever and that if expected any business that he had better inform his crew.

This one might have put me into retirement.......

L 4-5 (neck up) 2 neck down or 5 clothed
A sucks and I don't me figuratively but literally
S see above.
Damage 1 brown I should of known that you get what you pay for.

So to you fellow pooners be warned.

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I've been to see Melody from Vic2Van twice now, and wanted to repeat what many others have said: she is gorgeous, adorable and a lot of fun.

Both times have been at her incall in Hialeah. She's young (early 20's) and in terrific shape. Her face is attractive and has a killer bod: beautiful legs, gorgeous small and round ass, elegant torso and arms with a couple of fantastic tits (fakes, but very well done). The best part is: she loves fucking.

The only drawbacks I'd say is that being young, she is not as experienced as some other SPs and doesn't really display the instincts of a more mature provider in guiding a session; more than once she's piped up with "so... whaddaya wanna do now?" instead of letting her intuition guide her. It's not a huge deal as she is also friendly and easygoing. I'd say she's more of a girl where if you want to lead, she's a willing partner.

Only other thing I would change is the clock radio... would prefer a good CD or MP3s instead of having the mood killed by ads.

She does CBJ, LFK and allows digits and MSOG in my experience but as always YMMV. She sucks good cock but it's not a standout part of the routine... the best is the straight fuck which I think she enjoys in any position. She has a good repertoire of gentle moans, gasps and whatnot and likes to make eye contact.

L: 9.5
A: 9
S: 7

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Yesterday I was searching CL for a little fun. Came across Bria Bliss in in Ocala. Have seen her on CL for a while now but never had the time to see her.

So, I got in touch with her and set up and appointment for this morning. Called her and got the directions to her place, which is only a minute or two off the hwy and very easy to find.

Got to her place, she answered the door in a nice sexy little outfit. Her pictures don't do her justice either way. Was greeted with a body pressing hug and nice little kiss. Good tension breaker I must say. Now it was off for a little rinse off and back to the bedroom.

Bria likes to kiss. A little kissing and then boom... straight to those perk nice size titties of hers. mmmmm.

we hop on the bed and she heads for the cock and gives an amazing bbbj... this girl has some skills with oral. time for some 69. She definitely loves to have DATY if you know what your doing of course.

A little more DATY and it's time to get down to it. She puts on the condom and climbs on board, facing away from me.. excellent ride i must say. After the little ride.. I give her a good pounding mish style.... very nice seeing her lying there with her titties bouncing around as you pound her.

Time for the finale. Turn her over on her hands and knees for some doggy style finish..... don't wanna go into too much detail now... but she's amazing.

L: 10

A: 10

S: 10

I have seen a couple of SP's and by far the best so far for me.

Donation $$.25 for da hr.

Repeat? Definitely...

Please note... the perfect score is reflective of my opinion... She enjoys her work... that's most important and reflective of the perfect score from me.

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On craigslist they are listed as 5899.
Located in in Miami right across from Lansdown mall.

Here is their CL Ad--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PLEASE COME COVER = TRY US = KISS US = TOUCH US = SEX US = FU??????? US =

***** G * F * E **** B * B * B * J *** WE ARE NEAR lansdowne mall

CANDY (Taiwanese ) 23~ ~ 36C-25-35 ~
CICI ( Taiwanese ) 23 ~~ 36D-24-34
NONO ( singapore ) 23 ~~ 36D-24-35 ~ ( NEW GIRLS )

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Went up a couple days ago just to check it out because I have been making quite a bit in the market recently and had some spare cash to blow. SO I was willing to be lienient with any places that were faking out their ages.

They advertised for 23 year olds, but I would have tapped it even if they were mid 30's.
Over the phone I specifically told papasan that if the girls were over 40 I'd turn around and leave, and he was like, "SURE, if they are over 30 I'll make them cook you a meal!"

I go upstairs and I see 3 women in their mid 50's. I tell them straight up, "sorry you are too old" and I turn around and walk out the door. Meanwhile the lady up front is trying to drag me back in.. (in their defence one of the women was actually decent looking.. milfy.. but still too old for my likes).

Anyway youv'e been warned!
Have fun

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Leah - 25y old white spinner located in new condo on in Delray Beach and Knight.Saw this girls about two months ago.
Very good looking girl, nice tight body,not a gramm of fat on this chick.She tries very hard to make you feel comfortable,but her attitude changes somewhat once the donation changes hands.
Started with nice back massage, proceeded with medicore bbbj.Stated this before and I will say it again: The worst bj EVER !!
She agreed to CIM and possible swallow. Got neither ! She allowed me to take few pictures though.
Leah did offer second shot but I just wanted to leave. If a girl can not give a decent bj, she should seriously consider career change. Damage was $$.5

L:9
S:5
A:5

Carmelle - late 20`s white girl, E.Van incall on E.11 Ave (b/w Knight and Commercial)
We`ve been exchanging msgs for over a month, just could not get the timing right.Finally saw her last week, she send me some hot pix that were not hers as I found out later.
When I met her, she must have been on weed or something else. Above average face and body but lots of ink on her butt,legs and lower torso.Just not my cup of tea. She`s got large round shape scar on her butt chick too.
I agreed on one brown for bbbj plus .2 for swallow. In fact I gave her $.4 .
Nice and deepthroat bbbj, no gag reflex on this girl, so face fucking was fun. Asked her for BLS, but she would not do it, even though I am nice and clean down there.
Lasted less than 10 min. CIM,but she did not swallow as agreed. Run to bathroom and spitted out.
Will not repeat.

L:7.5
S:7.5
A:6

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I thought I would add two reviews as it showed me that it is a "to each his own" world.

I visited the reviewed Yuki 0220 on in Saint Augustine. The reviews I read suggested that her attitude was a real plus and that she was curvy and not BBW. I made and an appointment. Struck me as friendly at the door and the outfit hid what could be a curvy figure. But as it went on I was loosing interest. Respecting other's opinions I will say that her conversation was limited and more child-like than was comfortable. I found her to be closer to BBW than curvy. I do give her points for effort and wanting to ensure my good time. However, I found that I regretted the 140 as I was spending it. I could see that some may enjoy so..to each his own.

I saw an ad for a new Icy CL 0197. The ad said 27 but I was guessing a few years more which is what I wanted. Made appointment and learned it was the same place as Bella who I had seen before. She is probably 35-37 ish which is good for me. It is her in the pic. She has a pleasant not stunning figure. If she were walking a mall in a good outfit I think she would catch the attention of older guys. Non smoker, very friendly and easy attitude. Nice accompanied shower. Started with a massage that was not professional but a good way to start. Affectionate, BBBJ, DATY, and different positions. I know that many here would not find her to be their liking but I really enjoyed it and found the 120 a real good value. So...to each his own.

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I had been keeping my eye on chanelle for a while now and haven't had an opportunity to hook up(busy summer). She was indy dropped off the radar about a month ago. Like most I figured she moved on. So I was surfing through Ishq and saw a chanelle? thought what are the chances?Pics looked hot! she was wearing stocking in the pics!Very Hot(yep it a weakness and I was reduced to slobbering-babling Idiot) They are located close to Boundry and in Boca Raton. Beautiful lay out. I wondered in and was met by the beautiful owner Ismira. She showed me around and gave me choice of the Rooms. Kool! I choose one jumped in the shower in anticipation of meeting channelle. As I settled in Chanelle came in through the door. Ah Yum! dressed in stocking at my request. Wow very pretty girl. great sense of humour-we clicked (I think). We settled in and enjoyed pleasuring each other BBBJ,DATY. We went straight to Doggie (we both love the position) finished 1st round that way. We had some time left and I was hoping to have a knap! Chanelle asked if wanted to go again. Unfortunately I was wiped out from other activities that lead up to encounter. We chatted and hammed it up. Soon time was over. I don't typically go to parlors but this one had a nice layout. Everything was as promised Chanelle was great but remember YMMV.

L-8
S-8
A-9

Rates were $$75. with perb discount

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Ok. I have to thank M's & his review on this SP. Called (xxx-8570) on Friday and papasan answered. I made an afternoon appointment and went to a Metrotwn micro. Papa T showed me to Cola's room first. When she opened the door I thought to myself.....dam....jackpot...she was wearing a short dress & her curves were very apparent,pretty with an innocent girl next door look ( imho). He asked if I wanted to see girl #2 and I thought why not...she wasn't close in the looks or body dept as Cola (imho) and so I politely declined. Papa T said it was only her second day ( unfortunately I can't remember name).
I head back to Cola's room where we embrace and exchange quick kiss. I asked about donation & she says that we can deal with it later. She removes her dress & shows me a very beautiful pair of natural D's...my mouth dropped. The rest of her body was fine....long legs, tummy and ass were well proportioned. We get into the shower where she gives me a good lathering of soap. A quick BBBJ follows but no eye contact. Felt good nonetheless.

Next, we dry and off to the bedroom. We start with a massage as she rubs her tits all over my back followed by kissing & licking from ears down to my calves. So far so good. I flip & she kisses my nipples and works down my body. She then takes a sip of hot water and proceeds to give me a BBBJ . We get into 69 and DATY follows. Pretty dam good...clean & tasty. She hops on for CG where I play with her breasts, then mish, where I suck on her tits, then DOGGY.
I ask her if she can give me CBJ and she agrees. We finish off with DOGGY. After she cleans me up, I think ok that was nice but she continues by giving me another BBBJ....wow...what a trooper. After a few minutes we head for the shower and she lathers me up once again. We finally dry off & donations are settled.

Damage: $.6 + .2 tips
Repeat: yup

Happy Pooning

Starbux

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:mad::mad:

OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to perb.ca, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes *pui* into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum *sigh*

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Was in the mood for some chocolate action and the ad caught my eye.

Not to sure if they are an agency or co-op. The location is a nice clean condo near English Bay.

Desiree is a lot darker than her pixs, which is a plus for me.

Very nice body, definitely a little spinner.

Unfortunately, not GFE. To be fair, none of her ads mention this service, but sometimes, you wish for the best.

15 mins of massage to start. A really good cbj for another 15 mins. Really hot to see her on her knees, in front of the full length closet mirror.

For the next 20mins some nice hard fucking in all positions and then clean up and away I go.

Looks, face 8, body 8, only reason not 10 is b/c tits are kinda droopy. Skin is flawlessly smooth.

Service 6. Yet, the fucking was 9. Only analogy I have is, you go to a restaurant and order an entree and there are absolutely no side dishes (no DFK or LFK, no DATY or DATO, no bbbj) yet the entree is top notch as this girl can fuck.

Attitude 7, polite, friendly, very professional.

Cost $225/hr

Repeat, maybe, as there are no black spinner girls in Daytona Beach.
Recommended. only if you are into black spinner girls. does a GFE black spinner girl even exist??

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Long time lurker, first time poster...

Went to new girl Midori's DT apt at broughton/pender yesterday. Ample parking, new building. Greeted by a pretty young girl that indeed looks like 22 and 5'-3". Definitely a spinner; in fact, a bit underweight IMO. Smooth, white skin (and thus the CL photo which shows tanned skin may not be hers). Boobs are C-cup but felt a bit hard so could be bolted-on. Anyways, there's accompanied shower with some teasing before and after the deed. Onto bed, there's some teasing massage which includes grinding my feet against her boobs. This is followed by a short BLS/BBBJ, and then several positions to finish.

Overall, girl aims to please & carries a smile throughout, which makes up for her slight lack of skills (ya that includes BJ skills). There's another girl working at same unit, but Midori doesn't know her name. Perhaps some of you would know. Oh, Midori is likely NOT japanese.

$.6

L: 7
A: 8
S: 6

Repeat: Worth a try, but won't repeat :)

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Ad:
Hello my name is Midori 22 years old 5'3" 109 lbs 34C-24-35 and I am looking for a gentlemen to have a good time with.
I am very pretty and beautiful smooth silky skin very erotic sexy classy....and most importantly I have a great personality to math It! I enjoy what I do I enjoy pleasing a man and making him feel like a men should feel.

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Went to see her couple of days ago, She is young, tanned, and a tall K-girl. She speaks a little english, but she is very playful. She is probably in her early twenties with nice long legs and a nice natural b-cup. The usual shower with a lttle bbbj tease. Onto the bed with small kisse along the back and legs. Flipped over for more bbbj, she likes to tease with her eyes while she is kissing and licking the shaft. After 5 min. of teasing, I had to stopped her before losing it,. I flipped her to lie on the bed, and sucked on those nice soft tatas. I slowly worked my way down to her nicely shaven bos, and slowly did daty on her. She is a little wild one. She thrashes from side to side while I am trying to stay on the same spot . I felt her legs squeezing my head and I felt her pussy squeezing my tongue.

She grabbed a cover and quickly turned me over for some cg, mish and finished in doggy. We cuddlled afterwards and mentioned that she will be leaving soon. With a few min. left, she wanted to give me a message. I wanted to eat her again but she is fighing me over. We did a lot of pushing and light kissing (No dfk). Got showered togather agin and left with a big smile.


L---7

A---9

S---9

Damage--$.60 for 45 min.

I saw another girl there brifely, but she is not as hot as Amy. Will definitely repeat!!

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Advertises on CL:
Natasa
150/hr..100/hh.. **BB8J, Ms0g, 9reek, c.1.m, swa11ow, da+y ** - w4m - 19 (Boca Raton)

I've been out of the loop for several years but recently felt the urge, damn you Perbers for the enticing reviews. However, all the years I've been pooning must be the worst experience ever!

Called up the above-noted as it appeared she offered a complete menu, confirmed that she offers bbbj and greek (extra $). Headed out there for a hh session. Pics are accurate, however she is taller than 5'7" as indicated in her ad, I believe she said 5'10" if I am not mistaken; native-spanish-? mix. When offering the donation I mentioned the extra for greek, she said sorry I no longer offer greek. WTF?! I inquired about it not more than 30 mins. ago. :(
Her enthusiasm was lackluster (and that is an understatement). She kept on saying she was tired, had four clients already and wanted to get to bed. At that point, my compass pointed south. She attempted to revive it with a hard handjob, made it worse. Throughout the session, she kept on letting out a sigh. I suggested perhaps some seductive posing but she claimed not to understand and looked very annoyed. I then decided to help myself to some touching of her breasts and ass, she stood there like a mannequin staring into space.

Long story short, after some handwork and cbj, there was enough to attempt mish. I closed my eyes and went at a piece of log until I finished.

L: 8 (pics are accurate)
S: 3
A: 2 (perhaps why the donation was only $.00)

Repeat: NO

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Natasa
150/hr..100/hh.. **BB8J, Ms0g, 9reek, c.1.m, swa11ow, da+y ** - w4m - 19 (Miami)

I've been out of the loop for several years but recently felt the urge, damn you Perbers for the enticing reviews. However, all the years I've been pooning must be the worst experience ever!

Called up the above-noted as it appeared she offered a complete menu, confirmed that she offers bbbj and greek (extra $). Headed out there for a hh session. Pics are accurate, however she is taller than 5'7" as indicated in her ad, I believe she said 5'10" if I am not mistaken; native-spanish-? mix. When offering the donation I mentioned the extra for greek, she said sorry I no longer offer greek. WTF?! I inquired about it not more than 30 mins. ago. :(
Her enthusiasm was lackluster (and that is an understatement). She kept on saying she was tired, had four clients already and wanted to get to bed. At that point, my compass pointed south. She attempted to revive it with a hard handjob, made it worse. Throughout the session, she kept on letting out a sigh. I suggested perhaps some seductive posing but she claimed not to understand and looked very annoyed. I then decided to help myself to some touching of her breasts and ass, she stood there like a mannequin staring into space.

Long story short, after some handwork and cbj, there was enough to attempt mish. I closed my eyes and went at a piece of log until I finished.

L: 8 (pics are accurate)
S: 3
A: 2 (perhaps why the donation was only $.00)

Repeat: NO

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I'm not sure why I've never noticed her reviews before but all of a sudden came to the realization that she's a must see based on the reviews I read last night. I guess i had automatically assumed that she was a BBW and put an image in my head of the fatties you see feeding at the food court in the mall.

I called this AM and set up an appointment and she sounded very pleasant on the phone. I drove down to Slurrey, found parking across the street and got buzzed in. First of all she's very attractive and not what you think of when bbw comes to mind. She's just a bigger girl and a smaller bbw. She greets me at the door in a red mesh teddy and leads me to the room. We took care of the finances and start with some dfk standing up then quickly move to the bed. Again more dfk, digits (i think she popped a couple of times) then she says I wanna suck your cock. Who am I to say no? Great skills, just the right amount of slurping and extremely wet with no teeth at all. PERFECT! If this went on any longer I was gonna blow in her mouth and take her throat out with my load and I was there for some wholesome 3 holing....nothing less was going to cut it.

We move to mish and she's surprisingly tight. We do a few minutes of that and its time for the main event.....THE BACKDOOR! She gets on all fours and I glide in smoothly into her ass and start plowing it, what an ass boys. She seemed to really enjoy it which made it a little more pleasant.

I finish in her ass, she hands me a towel and i go clean up in the bathroom.

Overall a very pleasant experience with a lovely girl. I would strongly recommend and I'll definitely repeat. I opted for the half hour session and it was perfect for one shot. I hadn't fired a bullet in anger in almost 3 days!

On a sidenote, the building is older and has been there forever, I remember me and a buddy picking up a pair of golddiggers that lived there when we were just out of college well over a decade ago. The building looks a lot cleaner than it did back then. Its well worn in but definitely clean. I read a review that suggested dodgy characters and so on but it was nothing like that.

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OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to perb.ca, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes *pui* into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum *sigh*

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It was a cold, wet, rainy Tampa night. I was reading some reports and kept getting NRB's (No reason borners) I knew I was in need for some action, so on to Craigslist it was. I came across a ad ' Asian barbie doll' (ending 0688) the picture looked real and very hot! Tara was friendly and had a sexy voice! So I asked her if I could see her in a hour? and it was on.

I went to her Yaletown location. Tara opened the door and she had the same outfit in her ad on...my jaw hit the ground, I was speechless...WoW! Tara was Five foot nothing, toned, tanned, hot ass and a wicked rack = the total package! I paid my $ and had a shower (place was very clean).

I jumped on to the bed and Tara gave me sensual, erotic massage for 15 minutes or so. When I flipped over she said 'someone is happy'! She put on a rubber and started licking my cock and sucking on my head..... She went balls deep! It felt so good. She ask what positions I like and I asked if I could some more deep throat action...did I get! for ten minutes.. I was ready to blow! (BJhunter she suck great cock!).

We started with mish, her pussy was so tight (clean shaven). We flipped over without her getting off my cock...cowgirl was a experience of a life time. Tara started slow and within a minute started to f**k me so hard, grinding up and down, riding me like a bull! I thought she was going to break my cock! I can't get over how phenomenal her body was. We jumped into doggy, what a ass.... and looking into her mirror doors and the site of those incredible enhanced titties. I put my menber into her slow and started to pound her as hard as i could. Tara was screaming and saying 'Oh my god....oh..Yes!!, Yes!!! I kept going as fast and hard as I could! I was dripping sweat all over her hot ass cheeks. Tara looked back at me and said 'fuck me harded....on my f**king god *my name*. I came so hard in her, she pulled out and laid on her bed shaking. Tara looked at me...that was f**king intense!

We talked for a few minutes, I had a shower and left.

L - 10/10 - She was young, tight and tanned! Also the best breasts (enhanced) silky smooth skin.....Perfect!

A - 10/10 - Great conversation, we didn't have any 'dead' moments - Also Tara is a CBC - english is obviously her first language.

S - 9/10 - Best service I have had in a very long time....she's a pleaser!

Repeat... Yes! I have a appointment booked tomorrow!

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I've been eyeing the ad on Craigslist for Jenny - Filipina located on Commercial (East Broad) I have a thing for filipino women... so it was nice to finally find one.

Went up to the pad on commeercial. she's sharing a spot with Vanessa, and Samantha. Started by taking a solo shower. Onto the bed with a weak massage, she admitted that it's not her specialty. In this place, they always take the money first, which normally makes me a little nervous, but they follow through.

I didn't let the massage last long before I flipped over and started playing with her long nipples, and nice completely shaved kitty. No DFK, no BBBJ, she said that was fifty extra, which I didn't know... she said, you didn't ask. She's really nice, been doing this for only a few months. Nice tight Pussy. Digits,

Overall, I thought the enthusiasm was a little lacking, like a non-gfe session. But I thought she was really cute, and I enjoyed her body.

I think I'd repeat, but I'd pay the extra 50 and see what happens. Cost me Two and a Quarter.

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I was looking for just a great time. It's been a while since I've had a truly fantastic fun time. I didn't care how much I paid I just wanted to have a good time.

Seen some comments about Alix Turner, sometimes the comments may seem over the top which made me hesitant. Website pictures looked great though. Ah hell, I already put a lot of money away in this hobby so what's another $$$? ....errrrr what? lol

Anyways, I arrived and time and time again, I get disappointed because she doesn't look as hot as her website pictures. I want to see someone that will make me jizz my pants just by looking at her haha. Don't get me wrong, she's not ugly, just not what I was hoping.

The looks didn't matter anyways because what followed after meeting her was completely awesome. Now this is what I'm talking about when referring to HGFE (Horny Girlfriend Experience). She just likes to fuck! She's very responsive, knows what she wants, gives great effort and feeling in BBBJ. I felt awesome and spent and super attracted her.

Man, I felt awesome. Did I say that yet? She gave me exactly what I wanted.

L: 8 (would probably be lower had I not had fun I gave Holly Taylor an 8.5 and)
S: 10
A: 10 (gave Holly Taylor a 9, in relation, I'd give AT a 12)

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Looked like I was on a roll so I thought I'd push my luck.
Saw a new add starting today, Yvonne, looked pretty good in the pics so I thought I'd TOFFT.

Arrived at the high rise in Daytona Beach, nice place, so new that they haven't got the door panel and elevator working right yet. Spent 10 minutes and a couple calls trying to get to the floor before she just came down and got me.

Paid up and went to her room, so far she's looking pretty good, definitely more miles on her than in the photo but the waist is nice and slim. She's a petite girl, almost a spinner with a nice C cup (fakes), stands 5'1", long sort of wavy hair down her back. One thing was that she knew almost no English at all.

She starts taking off her clothes and the magic of wonderbra disappears, those nice firm C's start to sag and I notice a huge spread of small bruises above her right breast. She gets across to me that they are from a baby but they are very large and noticeable. I'd also say that looking at her without clothes put her in her early 30's, not 23 as claimed.

We lay down and get started, she slaps a cover on me and starts a BJ, not very good, certainly not up to BJH's standards. I roll her over and go for the gold instead and find out a little surprise; she's a shrieker, every time I push she lets out a yelp. It was kinda funny at first but it got annoying real quick. She's also big into DFK, caught me by surprise as she tried to crawl in my mouth.

We flip around in the various positions and she's very compliant, I even had my finger in her bum at one point just to see what would happen. She wasn't happy about it and made me take it out but there's definitely room for investigation. Finished up eventually in doggy and snuggled for a minute before she started giving me a massage. This is where it started to get weird.

After a couple minutes of massage my soldier starts standing at attention again, I roll over and show her and she starts saying something in Chinese. I'm trying to get a BJ but she keeps on saying something until she gets up, opens the door, and calls Guava (the other girl) into the room. This caught me by surprise and I'm lying there with my solder standing at attention when she walks into the room, see's my equipment, and starts laughing. :( Now I know I'm not small, no self confidence issues here but no guy needs a girl catching them naked and laughing at them.

The two girls start arguing in Chinese and I have to put my 2 cents in as well, I figure I've still got 15 minutes left since their building's all screwed up and I couldn't get upstairs. I was there on time and did my best to get there. I don't know what they were going on about but eventually we settled on hand finish. Guava leaves and Yvonne sits next to me, there must have been some mis-communication as she took hand finish to mean that I was finished. I placed her hand on me and she got up, called Guava back into the room and they start arguing again. I give up and start putting my clothes on, there was no point, I didn't really care about the MSOG as I didn't ask about it first (he caught me by surprise too) but I didn't need the whole scene. Guava keeps asking if I'm happy and I won't say I am so eventually she just says, "You have good time, come again". I get out of there.

L-F: 6 (Older than Photo)
L-B: 7 (Nice waist, tits aren't bad, bruises I'm ignoring)
A: 6 (Some good, some bad)
S: 6 (Same as attitude)

Repeat, no
Recommend, Nope
Cost was $120/45

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I started by flipping through the Georgia Straight escort ads; checking out the agency websites. I ended up deciding on Mya at YVR Escorts after calling in and talking to their rep. She looked nice in the photos and was apparently highly reviewed.

When I showed up at the suite I was happy to see the photos didn't lie. Her body was nice. She welcomed me in to the sparsely decorated suite (bed and two chairs). Her attitude matched the decor, all business. The guy on the phone said the price didn't include MSOG (that was an extra $.5). I asking her what extra services she provided, no greek. I paid up and she promptly got undressed.

I don't mind getting down to business right away. I don't really find chit chat all that exciting. I mean we both knew what I was there for.

We 69'ed for a bit and she gave me a CBJ. It was good, but when I was ready, she brought up the MSOG fee. Bad timing as I was past the point of no return...

I paid up for the next round. I really like DATY and she was ok with it too. She was really into it. She squeezed my head with her thighs and arched her back. I don't know whether she came or not, but she made me feel like I made her. Nice!

She like it a little rough so I gave it to her. She was a good moaner. We were both really into it.

When I was finished she asked me if we were done. It was just under a half hour. I didn’t know what to say but I didn’t think we were done yet. It turns out that it was $.5 for each shot. So she gave me a massage for a while, but they didn’t have any oil. At this point conversation was nice. I don’t get out much so I splurged for another...

Overall, it was neutral. (and $$$)

L 9
S 5
A 5

She would have had all 9 for the sex if she didn’t mess up the BJ. She would have had 9 for attitude if she didn’t try to get me out after a half hour (never mention the MSOG and texting which I didn’t really mention). I would probably return, but I guess a half hour would be more appropriate for me. YMMV.

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I had been keeping my eye on chanelle for a while now and haven't had an opportunity to hook up(busy summer). She was indy dropped off the radar about a month ago. Like most I figured she moved on. So I was surfing through Ishq and saw a chanelle? thought what are the chances?Pics looked hot! she was wearing stocking in the pics!Very Hot(yep it a weakness and I was reduced to slobbering-babling Idiot) They are located close to Boundry and in Pensacola. Beautiful lay out. I wondered in and was met by the beautiful owner Ismira. She showed me around and gave me choice of the Rooms. Kool! I choose one jumped in the shower in anticipation of meeting channelle. As I settled in Chanelle came in through the door. Ah Yum! dressed in stocking at my request. Wow very pretty girl. great sense of humour-we clicked (I think). We settled in and enjoyed pleasuring each other BBBJ,DATY. We went straight to Doggie (we both love the position) finished 1st round that way. We had some time left and I was hoping to have a knap! Chanelle asked if wanted to go again. Unfortunately I was wiped out from other activities that lead up to encounter. We chatted and hammed it up. Soon time was over. I don't typically go to parlors but this one had a nice layout. Everything was as promised Chanelle was great but remember YMMV.

L-8
S-8
A-9

Rates were $$75. with perb discount

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I contacted Miss Freyja a few days ago after having wanted to explore a session with her for quite awhile now. Initial contact was via e-mail, my preferred mode, and she was quick to respond, and very positive. I arranged for an hour session based on mutual spanking, and whatever else moved us.
My first impression on seeing this amazon, was that she was as advertised, i.e. 5’-11”, blonde, and well built, i.e. curves in all the right places, and definitely not a BBW. Her skin is smooth as silk, beautiful eyes, just a real beauty. She was extremely friendly, extremely accommodating, and I had just a wonderful time. She is definitely not a clock watcher, and went the extra mile to ensure I enjoyed myself. I am not in the habit of detailing my sessions, and am not going to violate my rule here either, however I will say her techniques are superb, and she is constantly looking into your eyes with lust aforethought.
It is fair to say she prefers to give than receive in the discipline department, but never the less she was a real trooper on the receiving end. If you are looking for a gorgeous, tall, well built woman with a real gift to please her man, definitely Miss Freyja is for you. I will definitely be back for a second round, perhaps with our mutual friend N.L.

A search on her name "mistress Freyja" will lead you to her website.

Enjoy

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OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to perb.ca, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes *pui* into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum *sigh*

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Well people i'll be the 1st to admit that i'm a lurker. I've been a member for some time but never got to post any reviews. My apologies to those i've read off of and taken their suggestions. I thought it was time to give back to the community here.
I was able to see Dallas at CF recently and i have to admit that she's a cute girl. She was pretty friendly and was easy to talk to.
I booked an outcall with her for an hour and was pleased with what i got. She arrived right on time and was dressed pretty casually. That was good especially if you want to be descrete. We talked for a bit and got to know each other before we went off to the bedroom.
So off to the bedroom and instantly the clothes came off...lol. I was blown away ... literally..lol. I caressed her body and went in for some daty. Was clean and great i must say. Digits were allowed but that may be ymmv as well as kissing. After i was done she gave me a great cbj. A little too much with her hand so i moved it away and so she continued. She jumped on top and rode me till i finished. After that we lied in bed for a bit as i ran my hands up and down her backside. I offered her a massage which she seemed to enjoy. After that i was ready for round 2. To my surprise she was the one to offer this and seemed excited. Again i had a bit more of daty and more cbj. Felt even better the 2nd time with her. She got on top for a bit .... then i switched to missionary and just loved to watch her face. (like i said she was cute n hot). After a couple more different positions i finally blew again and was just exhausted. I had a great time and a great sleep...lol:D

I'll try to be more active with my posts from now on...

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